Friday, February 11, 2011

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Funny Crazy Legs Guy on Boston MBTA. Must Watch



I'm still trying to figure out what is going on here.

It is obvious that he knew I was filming. I was trying to be sneaky but my girlfriend kept saying he was looking over. I didn't believe it at first, but this guy had to know everyone was blatantly staring.

So I have a few theories on this guy:

1) He has really bad OCD (which makes me an asshole)
2) He is high on 1 and/or many drugs
3) He is practicing skateboard moves without the skateboard
4) He is like Tom Hanks in "Big" and is really like a 4 year old trapped in an older, overweight body
5) He wanted to be famous on youtube.
6) Combination of 2 or more of 1-5

I vote #6. I think he is a 4 year old tapped in an older body who is high on multiple drugs, practicing moves he saw in Tony Hawk 11, of course without the board (or his sanity).

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Hometown Hotties: Kate Bosworth


I have a love/hate relationship with Kate Bosworth. But whenever Blue Crush comes on I NEVER change the channel.

Pros & Cons for this chick:

Pros:

- From the South Shore (like yours truly)
- Incredible smile
- Perfectly cast as a blonde beach babe
- Incredibly tone
- Perfect size ass
- Not a great actress (I hate over actors)
- DTF (its just obvious)
- Lightweight/small = spinner
- Huge sex appeal

Cons:

- From the South Shore (yes thats a dig)
- No boobs whatsoever
- Less attractive with age (more-so than expected)
- Gone ginger a few times
- Manly features from certain angles
- No longer frequents the South Shore

I give her a 9.8 on the "see you in the street" scale

and...

a 7.5 on the "see you in Hollywood" scale.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Reliving the Past: Big Baby Gets Knocked Out



This is a mixture of funny and awful.

It is pretty much impossible not to laugh when you see Baby fall into the arms of ref Joey Crawford (0:28) with that look in his eyes like he just went 10 rounds with Tyson.

But its also pretty sketchy to watch because there is no way in hell he should have even got off the ground, never mind trying to sprint back on defense just 10 seconds after getting pummeled in the face.

I remember watching this thinking "damn, Big Baby is one tough dude" immediately followed by "wow, Big Baby has no idea where he is right now."

Bottom line, the guy was limbless. Candice Parker would have been a bigger presence at that point, and unlike some NFL teams, the Celts were smart enough to yank Davis from the court for the rest of the series.

Am I alone in thinking that this is still 10x funnier because it is Big Baby? If it were Pierce I would have been close to tears like I was in '08 when he got carried off the court before coming back like the ghost of Willis Reed.

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Sunday Funday: Brady-Belichick Tandem



No big deal.

Nothing here to see folks...

At this point it is almost a joke how good the Brady-Belichick tandem is.

Brady now not only has 3 rings, but 2 MVP awards.

Belichick is the NFL's coach of the year, every year, whether he gets the actual award or not. It is kind of like Phil Jackson in the NBA. Everyone knows he is the best and his two hands full of rings prove it, but the award sometimes just goes to a random scrub who has a good year with a bad team. Its professional sports politics plain and simple.

But back to Brady.

I can't stand Pats fans lately. It is like people want to pin the last few playoff losses on Brady alone.

Ya what shitty games he had! He wasn't absolutely flawless so lets lynch the guy.

In order to win in the playoffs and win another ring we can't just rely on Brady. Big Ben had a 30 passer rating with 2 picks against the Jets and still made the Super Bowl. This is a team game.

If Brady throws under 2 picks and has over a 60% completion rating - I am cool with it.

Obviously I want him to light up every team in the post season for 4 touchdowns and 600 yards passing but its just not always going to happen. Defensive players step up in the Playoffs. For some of them it is their 3rd game of the season vs. the Pats. Brady isn't going to fool them on every play.

So I ask all you real Patriots fans to put your friends in their places and if you hear garbage about Brady, just show them the picture above.