The Patriots' Danny Woodhead Goes Undercover as a Modell's Employee

So I have to give credit where credit is due.

I saw this video on Barstool Sports today and it is just too good not to copy & paste.

Danny Woodhead of the New England Patriots undercover as a Modells employee. No one recognizes him. One guy even insults him.

Priceless...

Domino's Pizza Rolex Watch !?!?!? WTF !?!?!?

For sale on Gilt.com.

WTF!?!?

Friday's Pic of the Week. (with a story this time)

The other day I had to go to the bank before work. I got off at Oak Grove as usual and walked about a quarter mile to the Citizens Bank on Main Street in Malden. It was about 9 degrees out and the Bank wasn't opening for another 15 minutes. So with my face mask pulled up - I waited in the ATM area for the bank to open. After about the third person came to use the ATM, all looking at me very strangely, I realized that wearing a ski mask outside of a bank probably wasn't a smart move...

When the bank finally opened I felt like I was going through airport security. The bank had a weird set up with 2 locking doors before you get to the lobby. I guess when one opens the other one locks and then when the first closes again you are then let into the bank.

Since I was already thinking in bank robbery mode from my little ski mask FAIL, I remember thinking, "There is no way anyone could or would rob this bank, all banks should have this."

Well I was wrong. It seems some genius had the brilliant idea of robbing that exact bank.

Well then to no one's surprise, except maybe his, he got stuck in the door system after "withdrawing" some cash.

His solution?

Empty 5 rounds into the door and make his escape.

I mean this guy has to be the dumbest bank robber of all time.

Didn't he do his research? Didn't he see that this bank was like the freaking Alcatrez of Boston banks? Didn't he realize the bank had cameras? Did he think at all?

It seems like the answer is NO to all the above, because as you can see, he is basically smiling for the security cameras.

What a moron.

(As a sidenote: I'm glad he wasn't wearing a mask. If he had, I'm sure the police would have been making me a little visit wondering why I was camped out in the ATM machine a week earlier - fully masked.)

But I have the perfect aliby - I'm not black.

Boo Hoo Knicks Fans. Boo Hoo

Straight up creepy but also straight up awesome. Every Boston fan needs one of these for the Big Apple.

NY is just full of a bunch of whiny babies.

We didn't get cliff lee... Wahhhhh

The pats taught the jets how to human wall on the sideline... Wahhhhhh

The Knicks deserve some credit... Wahhhhh

Shut up NY and Look into my mask!

Sorry Spike - It's Still Not a Rivalry

Sorry Spike.

Actually, I'm not. You are a millionaire celebrity dressed like a 6 year old fan.

Say it with me Spike: "The New York Knicks suck!"

Weekly Hump Day Free Promotion: Ernie's Lunch for Breakfast

Ernie's Lunch is straight killing it in Melrose.

I know what you are thinking - I'm not going to Melrose for food.

Well think again suckers.

How many times can you go the North Street Cafe before it gets old? Live a little - try a new spot.

Ernie's is open Wed. - Sat. and serves breakfast all day. Yes you read that correctly - ALL day.

Ernie's is the about the size of my bedroom from when I was 4, has uneven barstools and a lot of elderly locals. Call me crazy but I call that Boston charm. I just love a place where the people are real, the counter is in front of the grille and the food is good. And oh man is the food good!

At 1pm today I got a bacon and cheese omlette with home fries and an english muffin - plus a large milk. Total bill?

$5.59... I almost feel off my uneven chair. It seems that Ernie's is not only good but cheap.

Good eats, good people, good old school diner feel and good prices.

What else do you want?

Ernie's Lunch

458 Franklin Street

Melrose, MA 02176
(781) 662-5222

Antoine Walker: Superstar Player for the............... Idaho Stampede?!?!

Who the hell are the Idaho Stampede?

What basketball league is this? Is this a men's league scrimmage? Is this semi-pro ball?

Is that ANTOINE WALKER?!?!?

Come on man, I knew you were in debt but is it really this bad? Is this really going to help you pay down your millions in Vegas gambling debt?

I figured that Paul Pierce would have come to rescue by now. I mean without Antoine the Celts probably wouldn't be where they are...think about it. Back in '00 or '02 or whenever the heck they made the Eastern Conference Finals - 'Toine and the The Truth were like Boston's Batman and Robin. They put Celtics basketball back on the map and got fans interested again. They got ownership to wake up. They had Boston talking and starting to buy tickets.

So where is Paul Pierce when 'Toine needs him most?

Oh ya, still balling like a maniac, making millions - going after #18.

I don't fault you Paul - 'Toine would probably put everything you gave him on red down at Foxwoods...

(Note: That is not sweat on his face. Those are tears.)

Cliff Lee Snubs the Yankees. Menino Should Give Him a Key to Boston.

Cliff Lee is the most popular baseball player in Boston right now and he has never even worn a Red Sox jersey.

I will forever rememeber where I was when OJ went on the white bronco chase, the Twin Towers were hit and now, when Cliff Lee took less money to not play for the Yankees. The only difference is that today is a great day for America, a great day for baseball and a great day for Boston!

Lets get Mayor Mumbles Menino to step up his game from making incoherent commercials with Big Papi and have him get Lee a key to the city.

Lee wants to have after hours drinks at the Top of the Hub - no problem, here is a key to the city. Lee wants to bungee jump off the Hancock tower? Done.

And while we are at it let's retire his number at Fenway. As far as I'm concerned, it is deserved.

With C.C. coming off knee surgery, Burnett having an awful year and Phil Hughes still unproven - not getting Lee was a major blow to the Yankees and a major win for the Sox.

Now we just have to worry about facing Lee when the Rangers come to town...

Wait, Lee signed with who? The Phillies? Didn't they trade him last year? Don't they already have Halladay?

Yes, yes and yes.

Which leads me to wonder if the following rotation even legal?:

Halladay, Lee, Oswalt and Hamels ?!?!?!?

Oh man, maybe we should hold off on the key ceremony until after the postseason...

Celtics Vs. Knicks. The Knicks Should Just Forfeit.

Unless they have this combo on Wednesday night, the Knicks shouldn't even show up. I don't care if you have won 8 in a row. You have not played the Celtics yet.

And, no, Staudamire is not and will not be the MVP.
And, yes, by the end of the year he will either:

A. Choke (like the Jets)
B. Get hurt
C. Get tired
D. Break his back (from carrying the team)
E. Realize he is playing for the Knicks and then kill himself.

Face it New York, all you have is the Yankees. But two guys named Crawford and Gonzalez recently told me that even the Yankees might be out of the hunt this year...

GFY New York (and that doesn't mean Good For You)

Sunday Funday Prediction: NFL Week 14.

Patriots vs. Bears (12/12/2010)

My prediction:

Pats 21, Bears 3.

Da Pats.

Sunday Funday Bonus Post: Metrodome Roof Collapses (Caught on Film)

This roof collapse has Brett Favre written all over it.

What are the chances that in the same week where Favre is questionable to start because of a shoulder injury, the freaking Metrodome collapses?

Are we supposed to believe that after years of pounding from the tough Minnesota climate that the roof suddenly couldn't withstand one more snowfall? Are we supposed to believe that Brett Favre didn't pay off some locals to shoot holes in the roof until the snow poured through? Are we really supposed to believe this is a coincidence?

Well not me folks.

I know nothing can stop the ego driven Mr. Favre. With the playoffs out of the question, a dick sexting scandal about to erupt and his last few games EVER coming up - his STREAK is all he has left, and in his head, all he has to live for. Forget the money and fame and Wranglers commercials. If he doesn't go out with at least 300 straight starts I'm pretty sure he will kill himself.

And as much as I have been annoyed with his constant media presence, no one wants to see a legend die. Except for maybe Packers fans...

So lets hope for Favre's sake the game gets delayed another full day.

Maybe he will come up with something like finding a way to have the New York Giants get stranded in the midwest "because of snow." 

Wait what? That has already happened!?!

Well done Mr. Favre, well done.

See you on Tuesday night football...