This roof collapse has Brett Favre written all over it.
What are the chances that in the same week where Favre is questionable to start because of a shoulder injury, the freaking Metrodome collapses?
Are we supposed to believe that after years of pounding from the tough Minnesota climate that the roof suddenly couldn't withstand one more snowfall? Are we supposed to believe that Brett Favre didn't pay off some locals to shoot holes in the roof until the snow poured through? Are we really supposed to believe this is a coincidence?
Well not me folks.
I know nothing can stop the ego driven Mr. Favre. With the playoffs out of the question, a dick sexting scandal about to erupt and his last few games EVER coming up - his STREAK is all he has left, and in his head, all he has to live for. Forget the money and fame and Wranglers commercials. If he doesn't go out with at least 300 straight starts I'm pretty sure he will kill himself.
And as much as I have been annoyed with his constant media presence, no one wants to see a legend die. Except for maybe Packers fans...
I know nothing can stop the ego driven Mr. Favre. With the playoffs out of the question, a dick sexting scandal about to erupt and his last few games EVER coming up - his STREAK is all he has left, and in his head, all he has to live for. Forget the money and fame and Wranglers commercials. If he doesn't go out with at least 300 straight starts I'm pretty sure he will kill himself.
And as much as I have been annoyed with his constant media presence, no one wants to see a legend die. Except for maybe Packers fans...
So lets hope for Favre's sake the game gets delayed another full day.
Maybe he will come up with something like finding a way to have the New York Giants get stranded in the midwest "because of snow."
Maybe he will come up with something like finding a way to have the New York Giants get stranded in the midwest "because of snow."
Wait what? That has already happened!?!
Well done Mr. Favre, well done.
See you on Tuesday night football...
See you on Tuesday night football...
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