If there is one video all Bostonians need to see in their lifetime, it is this one.
You gotta love this Phillip guy and his outlook on life. Pure brilliance.
"I would never change growing up in the city, I have such an advantage"
Ok Phillip, I'm in, you have me hooked - now explain. You are going to say how you know a lot of downtown people so you have great job connections, right? Or, you know all the best restaurants and tourist attractions in town so you are the best tour guide ever!?
No?
Oh thats right, it's your fake Boston accent that makes night club chicks want to hook up with you and normal citizens afraid of you because you "might have a shank." Yes how right you are Phillip, this IS an asset and not a liability. How could your brothers who went to college be so stupid to think otherwise?
Bottom line is that while I have nothing but respect for those who grow up & live in Boston their whole lives, real city kids, I am never impressed by someone who openly admits to over emphasizing their accent to bang girls or scare away fights. I still know a million guys like Phillip and whether 1980's or 2011 I guess wanna-be-wiseguys are a never dying breed.
(sidenote - is it possible that Philip could be The Situation's father?)

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